1. 1 year ago 

    The Problem with Pudding

    This is a blog post from my old myspace blog.  I was told I needed to repost it, so here it is:

    So I’ve recently come to the realization that the number one problem with pudding cups is their size.  You eat one, but it’s so small and unsatisfying that it begs you to eat a second.  And even after that you’re not entirely satisfied, so you eat number three.  However, after eating the third you have a single pudding cup left.  And no one wants a single pudding cup left in the fridge… that’s just uncouth.

    Besides do you really want a single pudding cup later?  All that will do is stir up the desire for more pudding.  But you have no more pudding, because they come in packs of four.  So in reality you’re forced to purchase 12 cups total (bare minimum) for a multiple of that just so you can always eat your three cups of pudding without having an odd man out afterward.

    No… pudding cups really need to be three times larger than they are currently.  Nothing else will do at this point.

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